Athletes Have Higher Sperm Count - Fewer Brain Cells
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Yesterday’s Chicago Tribune reported that a federal judge has dismissed a Bankruptcy case for Jason Caffey, former Chicago Bulls player. So what you ask? Well this opened the door for the mothers (yes plural) of his 10 children to sue him for child support. We are talking about 10 kids with 8 different women. WOW! That puts him in the top tier of the Baby Mama Drama Club just above Travis Henry.
If you are an athlete who wants to keep your money, USE A CONDOM. And Women, thinking you could have an easy meal ticket having a baby with an athlete…think again. You’ll be sharing the wealth with several others if you get any at all.
Take the jump to see the starting line-up.
Calvin Murphy - 14 Kids with 9 Women
Evander Holyfield - 11 Kids with 7 Women
Jason Caffey - 10 Kids with 8 Women
Travis Henry - 9 Kids with 9 Women
Willie Anderson - 9 Kids with 7 Women
Shawn Kemp - 7 Kids with 6 Women
Derrick Thomas - 7 Kids with 5 Women
Ray Lewis - 6 Kids with 4 Women
Marshall Faulk - 6 Kids with 3 Women
Last but not least we have the 3 gentlemen who treated the situation a bit different:
Willis McGahee - He approached the child situation by having 3 kids with 3 women all within a 2 year span in Buffalo. The kicker, 2 of the them were born within 4 months of each other.
Gary Sheffield - He had 3 kids by 3 women, 2 of them were by the age of 20.
Noel Devine - Noel is currently a sophmore running back at West Virginia University. This guy is ready to give Murphy, Holyfield and Caffey a run for their money. He had 2 kids with 2 women by the age of 18….silly rabbit.
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