Hot Halloween Role-Playing Idea Backfires

by: Salty | Views: 147,881

This year I found Halloween to be the perfect excuse to get my better half with her 34D upper half to expand on her imagination. So, last night between adjusting my Fantasy Football roster and watching the “Shield”,  I found myself browsing through hundreds of sexy role-playing type costumes to find one that would get her attention.

I thought to myself, this was the best idea I’ve had in weeks, and then she says “Why don’t we look at costumes for you” and without thought I quickly repond with  “WTF, this isn’t about me, well it is, but not in that way”. It should be noted that after that remark, I was led to believe that unless I concede to what she wanted, Halloween would be nothing more than a cold fucking day in October!