Down Under With Krystal Forscutt
by: Salty
With emails pouring in for more of Krystal Forscutt after yesterdays Hottest Girls Of Video Games, we have revived our October post featuring Krystal in all her Hotness..
Why She’s Hot: She’s Australian and has had her breasts enlarged, that should be enough but for you gamers, she also appears as the starting line girl in the video game “Need For Speed: Pro Street” .
Why She’s Not: She lives in Australia.
Playboy Playmate Supports Phillies
by: Salty
2007 Playboy Miss May Shannon James brings hope to the Phillies World Series Run. Well, maybe not, but she is at least worth looking at. I would love to tell you more about Shannon but it seems she has nothing interesting to talk about after visiting her website and Myspace page. Seriously, this bitch has nothing interesting going on and has one of the most shallow profiles I have seen in a while. It’s all good though, her body says enough to where one could really care less about what she has to say anyway.
Tera Patrick Sucks At Sex
by: Salty
Through a random search I stumbled upon an old FHM interview with Tera Patrick. Who knew that one of the most prominent adult film stars would readily admit that she sucks at sex.. Well, at least a certain and very common position that is, Reverse Cowgirl!
How does she suck at this? It’s not like she has to put herself in some “Yoga Master” position exerting some unnatural wrestling move, right? It’s pretty straight forward err… backwards I guess depending on your perspective.
She’s either doing it with handcuffs or I have a very talented wife, either way, I’m satisfied.
Hot Halloween Role-Playing Idea Backfires
by: Salty
This year I found Halloween to be the perfect excuse to get my better half with her 34D upper half to expand on her imagination. So, last night between adjusting my Fantasy Football roster and watching the “Shield”, I found myself browsing through hundreds of sexy role-playing type costumes to find one that would get her attention.
I thought to myself, this was the best idea I’ve had in weeks, and then she says “Why don’t we look at costumes for you” and without thought I quickly repond with “WTF, this isn’t about me, well it is, but not in that way”. It should be noted that after that remark, I was led to believe that unless I concede to what she wanted, Halloween would be nothing more than a cold fucking day in October!
